Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
so today i was at school and there was this kid who has like 6 years and i asked him if he had a girlfriend and he was all like “ewwww no” and then i said if he had a crush on someone and he told me “yes her name is Camila” and i asked “and how is her” and he said BEAUTIFUL.
you understand the fact that he could have said “with brown hair and a ponytail” BUT HE ACTUALLY SAID BEAUTIFUL. he’s gonna win in life